Riccs 1st Time

I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was
new at it.
She handed me the package and asked if I
knew how to wear one. I honestly answered,'No, this is my first time.'
So she unwrapped the package, took one out
and slipped it over her thumb.
She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and
secure.I apparently still looked confused. So
she looked all around the store to see if it
was empty. It was empty. 'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the door, and locked it.
Taking my hand, she led me into the back
room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it.
She unhooked her bra and laid it aside.
'Do these excite you?' She asked.
Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I
could do was nod my head. She then said it was time
to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on,
she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay
down on a desk.
'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have
much time.' So I climbed on her. It was so
wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was done within a few minutes.
She looked at me with a bit of a frown.'Did
you put that condom on?', she asked. I said, 'I sure did,' and held up my
thumb to show her.

She fainted

"Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life so let's get wasted and have the 

damn Nun bitches

One day there were four nuns in line for confessional.

The first nun said, "Forgive me, father Riccados, for I have sinned."

I asked how.

She said "I saw a man's private part." I told her to wash her eyes with holy water.

The second nun comes in and says, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned."

I asked how.

"I touched a man's private parts." I told her to wash her hands in holy water.

Then I heard the third and fourth nuns fighting. I asked why they were fighting.

The fourth nun said, "I'm not going to wash my mouth in the holy water if she is going to sit in it."

Riccado Times: me, i, vs Einstein. ·I respect yo learning Dr Eist...

Riccado Times: me, i, vs Einstein. ·I respect yo learning Dr Eist...: me, i, vs Einstein.  · I respect yo learning Dr Eistein; but there is öne thing u do not seem to have learned: that God is a spirit...

me, i, vs Einstein. ·

I respect yo learning Dr Eistein; but there is öne thing u do not seem to have learned: that God is a spirit & cannot be found through the telescope, no more than human thought or emotion can be found by analyzing the brain.
As evry1 knows, religion is based on Faith, not knowledge. Every thinking person, perhaps, is assailed @ times with religious doubt. My own faith has wavered many a time. But i never told anyone of my spiritual aberrations for two reasons: (1) I feared that i might, by mere suggestion, disturb & damage the life and hopes of some fellow being; (2) because i agree with my father who said, 'There is a mean streak in anyone who will destroy another's faith.'. . . .I hope, Dr Einstein, that you misqouted and that you will yet say something more pleasing to the vast number of the American people who delight to do you honour.

it would be a great thing if i can understand PAIN in all its meanings

By Riccados Nkoomo · Friday, November 4, 2011

what if pain was realy my friend? What if it was givin me important information about my life, & once i listened to & followd that information, would t go away?
i hav learnd dat guilt & resentment could be th "angels @ the gate", keepin me frm travellin down pointles n destructive pathways of negative tinkin. The same is true of pain #that em feel...

Riccados Mr Self Destruct........WHO IS RICCADOS

I know im the best in the world..There is only one me and and there can never be  anyone like me.. Even if they clone me they will never get all ma qualities...I am the greatest thing to happen to the generation.. I dont need to go to town about it..THE ALMIGHTY knows thatI am.. I know that so whats moere to say....

I AM GOOD AT WHAT I DO AND I CAN NEVER BE COMPETED





My name is Riccados. Pay strict attention to what I say because i choose my words very carefully and i never repeat myself. I have told you my name.Thats the "WHO".The "WHERE" could be described as a prison cell. But theres a vast difference between being in a tiny cell and being in prison. The "WHAT" is easy.