Wednesday, 11 April 2012

damn Nun bitches


One day there were four nuns in line for confessional.
The first nun said, "Forgive me, father Riccados, for I have sinned."
I asked how.
She said "I saw a man's private part." I told her to wash her eyes with holy water.
The second nun comes in and says, "Forgive me, father, for I have sinned."
I asked how.
"I touched a man's private parts." I told her to wash her hands in holy water.
Then I heard the third and fourth nuns fighting. I asked why they were fighting.
The fourth nun said, "I'm not going to wash my mouth in the holy water if she is going to sit in it."

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